I don’t read the “big kid” news. But when I do, I count on only the finest: The Daily Mail. Though the British paper is far from being a beacon of truth shining bright in the sea of uncertainty that is “the media,” I simply can’t resist the way they bear the cross of political conservatism while simultaneously giving precedence to completely obscure and irrelevant American news items. Plus, I read the articles with a British accent.
After the cut, five reasons why The Mail is boss.